My own band.

I've been contemplating my own band. Band names I've come up with so far:

"Twisted Sistah" (this would be a black metal band)
"Death Row Tull" (psychedelic rap-core with flute)
"Sheet Metal"
"Sheet Rock"
"Grand Theft FEMA Trailer"

I also considered going with Frëd Böekhörst.

My friend Jason Murphy, who teaches philosophy at Saint Louis University, in Saint Louis, even though he questions his occupation, sent a very helpful Email of which I not only copied but also blatantly pasted an excerpt for your reading pleasure:

A way to conquer Nashville.
 
I have grown excited about an idea for a band, called BUCK HORSE AND NIJMEGEN. Because I am a genius, this band name and the following song titles can worked in country, metal, and western styles.
 
So have at it.  These are free of charge
 
Buck Horse and Nijmegen
 
Song Titles
 
“It’s Time to Skate So Eat My Dutch”
 
“Havana on the Waal, ya’ll”  (Rap?)
 
“Let This Windmill Grind Your Grain”
 
“We Need More Guilders in Gelderland”
 
“All of My Ex’s Live in Zaltbommel”
 
“Johann Cruyff Can Still Kick Peyton Manning’s Ass”
He’d knock that pointy-baller off the pitch
Oh, Johann Cruyff we want you to wear orange
We miss totall football, total football.
  (sung to Danny Boy)
 
“Ain’t Nuff Flava in Flevoland”  (Rap?)
 
“I Wanna Waxima Maxima”

Thanks Jason